Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
(Source: pigmentblue, via girl---on---wire)
"Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist."
- came across this great comment on an article Ruby Tandoh (Great British Bake Off Runner Up) wrote for The Guardian (via lucernes)
(Source: ismisesarah, via e-pic)
My son wakes from a nightmare in which a swarm of yellow jackets
surrounded him in a field of grain and stung every inch of his skin
until it grew black and blue with welts like a bruised peach.
I rock him until the wailing subsides and say, it was just a dream.
Go back to sleep.
The next day he…
So there’s this hashtag trending called #makeuptransformation, which is basically just people making fun of how dramatic face contouring is(seen in the first picture). I AM SCREAMING