"You don’t need another human being to make your life complete, but let’s be honest. Having your wounds kissed by someone who doesn’t see them as disasters in your soul but cracks to put their love into is the most calming thing in this world."
- Unknown (via felicefawn)
(Source: psych-facts, via brokenmachine)
Chocolates Oil Paints: Each tube is made of chocolate and filled with a different flavored syrup. The flavor is indicated on the wrapper.
Bill Bailey randomly pokes an audience member with a long stick.