my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
All the Arrested Development chicken dances in one perfect video.
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t eff up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
white privilege is being able to blend in the snow to catch prey
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first